description Biography
<p> The moral degradation that your writing creates is sickening, and in my opinion will bring down civilization as we know it. Literature like this is the low mark of the writing community, and as such you...wait…this is a bio? So..um…I’m supposed to talk about myself?...like say good things?....what do you mean the speech recognition is still working…no I’m not going to go over to the monitor to see all of the funny things it’s writing down…damnit..my phone’s ringing again. Hello?...yes…no…yes…of course I checked the other side…well what kind of divorce lawyer are you? Goodbye sir….damnit…you were right…this damn computer keeps writing everything I say…no I don’t know how to turn this thing off…I’ll just click this submit button…maybe it will make the computer submit to my will.</p>