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Jadeaffection

person Jade_Rayner

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schedule Last active August 26, 2014

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<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Avatar by *paperclipchains* on Livejournal.</p><p>Shy country girl from Australia with a soft spot for chocolate and kittens.&nbsp;<br />Was a fangirl before I even knew what one was. I have a horrible case of Fandom ADD... I flit, change obsessions yearly/monthly but am fiercely loyal in the long run. Am cursed with terminal laziness.<br />Poor student, hopeful writer, sarcastic cow.</p><p>Hi... guess I should tell you a little about me and my fanfiction huh? To start with, I&#39;m a hopeless romantic. There is nothing better than a good love story. Therefore most, if not all of my writing will be romance. Even if it has a bigger storyline there will still be a romantic pairing at the heart of it. I can&#39;t help it... I LOVE love. Secondly, I have a bit of a good girl/bad boy thing. OK, so my shrink calls it an obsession. Pffht, what would he know? Anyhoo, I think every good, nerdy girl like myself has dreamed of landing her own bad guy. Mum said it was a phase I&#39;d get over...six years ago. Most importantly is my stance on canon pairings. Now don&#39;t get me wrong, I do ship canon. I just won&#39;t write it. Well not final canon anyway. By that I mean canon pairings that are still together at the end of the movie, last page of the book or final scene of the final ever episode of a show. If my couple are together when the curtain closes I am overjoyed and see no reason to write about them. I write to vent my frustration about the couples that didn&#39;t make it to the end or were never given the chance by their creator.</p><p>SHIPS:</p><p><em>Supernatural~</em>&nbsp;<br /><strong>Dean/Castiel</strong> (If you had told me when I first started watching supernatural that I would be shipping Dean with a guy, I would have called you crazy but now... Omg these two are meant to be together! I may cry if they don&#39;t at least end up as bestest friends)<br /><strong>Sam/Gabriel&nbsp;</strong>(Yes, I know... my crack is rather good! But trust me on this, it totally works. The sarcasm vs bitchface would be epic plus Sammy gets his own angel!)&nbsp;<br /><strong>Dean/Gabriel </strong>(Their combined sweet-tooths and hedonism alone make this pairing smoking hot. Their bedroom antics would be awesome.)&nbsp;<br /><strong>Dean/Crowley </strong>(You saw the chemistry right? I&#39;m not insane, am I?)&nbsp;<br /><strong>Gabriel/Crowley </strong>(Could you imagine? I think they would get along smashingly!)&nbsp;<br /><strong>Dean/Jo</strong> (My hetero-normative backup pairing... They Jossed my backup pairing! *sobs*)&nbsp;<br /><strong>Adam/Michael</strong> ( I blame Ladyknightanka! Completely her fault... and I love her for it!)&nbsp;<br /><strong>Ellen/Any canon character capable of keeping up with her awesome but mainly Bobby</strong> ( I don&#39;t think this needs explaining... Ellen is badass!)<br /><strong>Dean/Layla</strong> ( Faith is one of my all time fave episodes. I cry every damn time!)&nbsp;<br /><strong>Dean/Castiel/Sam/Gabriel and any threesome combinations thereof... and if Crowley wants to join, that&#39;s good too</strong> (Apparently my incest squick is completely negated by the addition of a clueless angel and/or a mischievious archangel and/or a British demon... good to know!)<br /><strong>Bobby/Sherrif Jodie Mills</strong> (Awww!)</p><p><em>Teen Wolf~</em><br /><strong>Derek/Stiles</strong> (*sighs dreamily* *clutches them to her chest* I ship them with the firey passion of a thousand suns! DON&#39;T LOOK AT ME, I CAN&#39;T EVEN! I love their dynamic more than I can express. If they even end up as just really close snarky friends I will be thrilled!)<br /><strong>Scott/Isaac</strong> (These guys snuck up on me... Puppies in love!)<br /><strong>Sheriff Stilinski/Melissa McCall</strong> (This makes me very happy!)<br /><strong>Lydia/Jackson</strong> (Why not?)<br /><strong>Erica/Boyd</strong> (Sweet!)<br /><strong>Stiles/Jackson</strong> (Frenemy hate!sex turns into luurve?)<br /><strong>Stiles/Isaac</strong> (This makes an awful lot of sense to me.)<br /><strong>Isaac/Jackson</strong> (This is cheeky and a little wrong... I like it!)<br /><strong>Lydia/Boyd</strong> (This could work...)<br /><strong>Scott/Erica</strong> (This too...)<br /><strong>Stiles/Erica</strong> (My bbs!&hearts;)<br /><strong>Danny/All The Good Things</strong> (He is a cutie! And I&#39;m reserving judgement on whether Ethan counts as one of these good things just yet!)<br /><strong>Peter/Sass</strong> (Match made in heaven... He&#39;s my Teen Wolf Crowley!)<br /><strong>Erica/Badassness &amp; Lydia/Awesomeness</strong> (I am crushing so hard on these two!)<br /><strong>Isaac/Happiness &amp; Derek/Happiness</strong> (I want to hug them and make them cookies!)<br /><br /><em>Suits~</em><br /><strong>Harvey/Mike</strong> (This one&#39;s kind of obvious isn&#39;t it? I mean, normal guys don&#39;t stare at each other like that... unless they&#39;re Dean and Cas!)<br /><strong>Harvey/Donna </strong>(She is a goddess and I have a huge girl!crush on her gorgeous self. Redheads ftw! I worship at her feet. There are also several billion sensual, erotic and varyingly dirty things I would like to do to/with Gabriel Macht. His smile is one of the most beautiful things in the known universe. Together they would define amazing!)<br /><strong>Harvey/Donna/Mike</strong> (All ship conflicts should be solved by threesomes! *nods*)</p><p><em>Glee~</em><br /><strong>Puck/Karofsky</strong> (They could totally rock the Not-a-stereotypical-gay-guy/The-plumbing-doesn&#39;t-matter-as-long-as-you&#39;re-hot dynamic. And after Puck, Dave is my second fave.)<br /><strong>Will/Finn </strong>(So wrong, it&#39;s hot. and they are both gorgeous!)<br /><strong>Kurt/Puck </strong>( Tell me you don&#39;t see it!)<br /><strong>Kurt/Karofsky</strong> (Haters gonna hate)<br /><strong>Karofsky/Blaine</strong> (Don&#39;t look at me like that!)<br /><strong>Blaine/Anyone but Kurt</strong> (Darren Criss is several flavors of awesome!)<br /><br /><em>Harry Potter~&nbsp;</em><br /><strong>Draco/Hermione </strong>(Bad boy/good girl, screw canon)&nbsp;<br /><strong>George/Hermione </strong>(He could loosen her up)<br /><strong>Neville/Luna</strong> (Awwwwww)&nbsp;<br /><strong>Draco/Luna</strong> (A little naughty)<br /><strong>George/Luna </strong>(Sooo cute)&nbsp;<br /><strong>Oliver/Hermione </strong>(Just cause)&nbsp;<br /><strong>Cedric/Hermione</strong> (See above)&nbsp;<br /><strong>Cedric/Oliver </strong>(Yummy)<br /><strong>Oliver/George or Fred or Both</strong> (Not too much twincest though)<br /><strong>Cedric/George or Fred or Both</strong> (As above, its a bit icky)</p><p><em>Twilight~</em>&nbsp;<br /><strong>Jasper/Alice</strong> (Too cute)&nbsp;<br /><strong>Edward/Alice </strong>(Bella shits me)<br /><strong>Jasper/Bella</strong> (Yet this would be interesting)<br /><strong>Edward/Jasper </strong>(Hot)&nbsp;<br /><strong>Edward/Jacob </strong>(Why the hell not... forget Bella, You two elope)&nbsp;<br /><strong>Garret/Kate</strong> (Random, brief and totally adorable)<br /><strong>Rosalie/Jacob</strong> (I don&#39;t much like her but could you imagine the HOT hate!sex)</p><p><em>Books~</em><br /><strong>Crowley/Aziraphale</strong> Good Omens (What do you mean it&#39;s not canon?)<br /><strong>Homer/Ellie</strong> Tomorrow Series (I love their dynamic... and I&#39;m so over Lee. Plus movie!Homer...UNF!)<br /><strong>Zaphod/Arthur</strong> Hitchhiker&#39;s Series (Yeah, I don&#39;t even know.)<br /><strong>Mike/Beth</strong> The Wind Eye (She&#39;s the only one he&#39;s nice to... aww!)<br /><strong>Casper/Poppy</strong> Perfect Timing ( I loved him from the start)<br /><br /><em>Doctor Who/Torchwood~</em><br /><strong>Doctor(Ten)/Donna</strong> (Go the redhead and who doesn&#39;t want in David&#39;s pants?)<br /><strong>Doctor(Eleven)/River</strong> (So much epic love... and River is my hero!)<br /><strong>Doctor(Eleven)/Rory</strong> (Dorktastic and full of chemistry.)<br /><strong>Owen/Tosh</strong> (Seriously people, get with it!)<br /><strong>Gwen/Rhys</strong> (1. I adore Rhys and just want him to be happy and 2. it stops that cow putting her filthy hands on Jack!)<br /><strong>Jack/Ianto</strong> (Makes me go a little weak kneed just thinking &#39;bout it)<br /><br /><em>Random~</em><br /><strong>Simon/Mal</strong> Firefly/Serenity (The subtext is almost text with these two...UST-overload)<br /><strong>Alan/Billy (Dr. Grant/Mr Brennen)</strong> Jurassic Park III (They intended this movie to be pre-slash right? They obviously love each other *nods*)<br /><strong>Daniel/Betty</strong> Ugly Betty (Need I say it again?)<br /><strong>Zuko/Katara</strong> Avatar (bb/gg)<br /><strong>Veronica/Logan</strong> Veronica Mars (Logan is HOT)<br /><strong>Logan/Mac</strong> Veronica Mars (Me saying it is getting a little old)<br /><strong>Buffy/Angel or Spike</strong> (Just get with a hot vamp already)<br /><strong>Hawkeye/Margaret</strong> MASH (Sexual tension much?)<br /><strong>Pacey/Joey</strong> Dawson&#39;s creek (Forever and always)<br /><strong>Ray/Neela</strong> ER (Roomies forever)<br /><strong>Abby/McGee</strong> NCIS (Geek love)<br /><strong>Penny/Sheldon</strong> Big Bang Theory (Screw Leonard, Sheldon&#39;s adorable... not that I could live with him in real life but!)<br /><strong>Ryan/Kelsi</strong> High School Musical (Love Ryan,if he&#39;s not gay at least he bagged the best girl)<br /><strong>Jayne/River</strong> Firefly/Serenity ( It&#39;s just naughty)<br /><strong>Stokely/Stan</strong> The Faculty ( I will never love another pairing as much... they make me indescribably happy!)<br /><strong>Daniel/Cameron</strong> Stargate SG1 (Can we say chemistry?)<br /><strong>Tony/Maxxie</strong> Skins (bb/gb)<br />&nbsp;</p><p>I&#39;m sure there&#39;s more but this will do for now. xx</p>

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